Instructions for a Perfect (Edges-Aligned) Toastie:

1. Construct the Layers

  • Bread
  • Cheese
  • Ham
  • Pineapple
  • Cheese
  • Bread

2. Butter outside of both slices of bread

3. Position on Toaster, so top slice is back a little (when the lid closes, this will neaten your edges)

4. Cut into four little squares or diagonally so you get 2 triangles (currently a huge debate at mwah. on which one is right)

5. Enjoy with a beer, wine or coke.

*James Hancock displaying the four little square method

*There is also the straight half horizontal method (none of the mwah. team recommend this way)